人生小事

Those are The Meaningful Things in My Life

• The Miracle of Birth

  Patient: Is it a boy or a girl?
  
  Obstetrician: Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you? Now, a word of advice. You may find that you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression. PND is what we doctors call it. So it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on Betamax, VHS, and Super 8.

• Growth and Learning

  And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

• Fighting Each Other

  Here is better than home, eh, sir? I mean, at home if you kill someone they arrest you — here they'll give you a gun and show you what to do, sir. I mean, I killed fifteen of those buggers. Now, at home they'd hang me — here they'll give me a fucking medal, sir!

• Middle Age

  It's real Hawaiian food served in an authentic medieval English dungeon atmosphere.

• Live Organ Transplants

  Yeah, I know what it is, but...I'm using it!

• The Meaning of Life

  That’s right, yeah. I’ve had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we’ve come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One, people are not wearing enough hats. Two, matter is energy. In the Universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person’s soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man’s unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

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• 2003年夏，择校

  2003年夏天，小学毕业了，拿到了一个红色的小本，上面写着去镇上的初中报道。大多数人就去镇上上学了，但听说镇上的学校很乱，一度有学生拦路打老师的传闻。家里人觉得镇上不行，于是跟有同样想法的家长一起拼车到市里和县里找学校，现场考试。那也是第一次见识外面的世界。最终选择了县里的一所民办学校。

• 1998年-2003年，读小学

  一切都按部就班的进行，学习、生活、成长。基本上每年都拿奖状（排名前3名有奖状）但是就没有考过第1名。结识了小伙伴，也学会了乒乓球和篮球，当然这也是小学唯2的体育器材。喜欢看电视，看动画城。没有特别的开心，也没有特别的烦恼。

• 1997年，学前班

  按要求7岁时，在上小学之前要读1年学前班。于是按部就班的开始进学堂，也没有什么不适应。学期末考试，根据得分排名。跟第2名同分，老师加考，在讲台上由老师出题默写古诗。我很快完成默写，也就成了第2名。

• 1990年，出生

  出生在华北平原的小农村，没有山也没有海，四季分明，民风也还好，政治治安环境稳定，农耕为生，没有其他什么经济来源，但足以糊口